Opposable thumbs next

Well I have mastered one of the things that make the human slaves different to me, I can stand on my two hind paws.  When I did this I was expecting much joy from the slaves but no, all I heard was "meerkat".  Who is this meerkat? 

Eowyn has been making herself known around the house, craving attention.  So far she has chewed through power cables, speaker cables, network cables and phone lines.  I only know this as the male slave reeled off a list of her crimes when I was nearby.  I've noticed one crime they haven't noticed.  She likes to wipe her loose fur against the upstairs window.

Not surprised with that much ear hair, she has more than the male slave!