Make them panic

Well recently I have been making sure the slaves have been kept busy.  Some of it has worked, and some if it has not.  First of all I managed to get the slaves in a right worry when one night whilst I was cleaning myself I managed to produce some blood from my chin, then promptly smeared it all over myself.  You should have heard them panic.  Alas it didn't pay off as planned as they produced a "collar of shame" from somewhere, and promptly put it on me!  I ran away and hid from everyone, I couldn't believe what they had done.  This is me cowering under the sofa, trying to hide myself away from the slaves and everyone else.

Well after that I had to think carefully about how to make them panic but at the same time not put me through that sort of shame, ever again.  Whilst I was thinking about this Eowyn decided to go for broke in looking cute to win the slaves affections instead of me.

How dare she.  So next up in my plan I thought I would enrol the help of Schrodinger.  I told him all he had to do was to go around with one eye closed and that would send the slaves into a panic.  It worked, rejoice.  Poor Schrodinger though had salty water poured into his eye to clean up the supposed problem, ha ha. Again, whilst this was going Eowyn carried on going for broke.

After this I decided that throwing up my food should work wonders, and it has. Okay so it's a waste of good food but it really throws the slaves into a worried state.  This morning after having a day of being good I thought I would restart again just to keep the slaves on their toes, evil, I know.  The male slave even felt sorry for me and to keep me happy filled up the water bowl so I could splash around in it.

I love water....