Duck and Cover

Yes it's update time.  My mouth has been a bit sore so I have not been able to chew into the cable that lets me connect to the outside world and tell you all about me.

So why is my mouth sore?  Well I had to have a tooth removed.  Seems it was impacting on my gum and causing me problems.  Well I knew it was causing me problems as I found it difficult to chew on one side.  Holly and Roger had given me drugs to see if it would make a difference but you know me, of course they did not.  Holly & Roger have now told me I do not need to go back and visit them now.  This news is a relief as I was beginning to get worried about Holly, she had a real infatuation with putting the stick up my bottom!


The other day we all got a bit confused.  In the above picture you can see me hiding out in something that has recently arrived in the room.  Well when it first arrived in the room the female slave placed it on the floor.  We carried on our business as usual, you know, things like sleeping, grooming, and maybe sleeping some more when Pandora yelled out "EARTHQUAKE!! Duck and cover!"

The next thing you know Pandora is hiding and Schrodinger is close behind him.

We all felt a bit embarrassed when we found out it was not an earthquake but the female slave doing something called exercise on the green thing I now use to hide in.  It's a miracle she even fed us that night.