April? Really?

It's April, a time of showers and sun, the humans are still gorging themselves on something called Easter Eggs.  Though I am more than happy to play with the shiny foil.  So could someone please explain why the white stuff was falling from the sky again? I mean, seriously, April?!

Does this face look amused? Exactly.

To make matters worse the slaves heating devices, radiators I think they are called, are not working.  Hello, snow is falling from the sky and your heating devices are not working.  What sort of service are you providing?  I expect better from my slaves.  Due to the cold Schrodinger used the classic line of "It's cold, let's share body heat" with Eowyn, she fell for it.

I would write more but I am too cold for that, paws and keyboards are not working well together.