Humans are blind

My human slaves must be blind, there is no other answer for it.  First off they have to realise that my food bowl should be filled at all times.  When I want to nom down on some raw meat I expect it to be there.  I don't want to hear excuses of the following:

#1 It's not time

#2 The meat has been out in the heat too long

#3 I'll grow fat

#4 Human male was at work till 2am so he needs his sleep

None of these are acceptable.  I may accept the following:

Humans were out catching me some more raw meat

Medical emergency with one of the the other cats

(Human slave medical emergencies do not count)

Slaves were getting me more toys/blankets/drugs

Just in case all of this fails I have been getting some practice in catching my own food.

For my second case against the human slaves I present to you, Pandora.  Girls name, male cat!  How on earth can you get that wrong.  I was so intrigued by this I made some enquiries with the male human.  He told me that when they collected Pandora & Schrodinger they were told by other humans that he was a she.  Well I am sorry, but I present to you the following picture.  How can you miss those things at the rear of Pandora?!

I rest my case,  the human slaves are blind.

Hugs all round

I've been spending the last couple of days exploring the humans bedroom.  There are loads of places to hide and chill out.  I'm loving it.

Whilst exploring I found a very colourful place that the boys like to hang around in along with a nice comfy cushion that to me says it all.

So remember, hug someone today.

I'm still laughing

Today I was sat with the human male as he looked through some wonderful images of me, next thing I know I am rolling around on my back laughing my little head off.  Why you may ask?? Well I had only gone and noticed that Pandora and Schrodinger didn't always look so big!

I just had to share these with you, and before you even think it. No, they were never as cute as me!

He can fly??

Schrodinger can fly, it's true I tell you. I've seen it with my own eyes.  I wondered how he got up the Tower of Nirvana so easily.  Pandora and myself were in the kitchen when we saw this miracle take place.

We were both suitably impressed with his skills.  Of course this meant getting to the top of the tower was going to be difficult.  I would love to report that I succeeded but alas it wasn't to be.  This was as far as I got.

After realising I needed a new distraction the human male placed me on the window ledge so I could look outside.  It was awesome!  Flies and birds, no wonder the two boys spend so much time up there staring.

Who's in charge?

Well yesterday I decided to start throwing my weight around, all 1.3kg of it.  First of all I totally owned one of the balls that seem to litter this home.  I showed it I was the boss around here, giving it a good battering.

After owning the ball I figured I was now ready to own Pandora (Ha ha girls name).  He had taken to resting on the Epic Purple Blanket.  Does he not realise that only the best get the purples?  I went with the paw to paw approach which seemed to do the trick as moments later he cleared off.

Later on I thought I would go play with the Nirvana Tower and discovered a rest cabin a little way up it.  I decided to take a break as it is tiring climbing all the way to the top.

I stayed there a while as I pondered a way to remove the Tower Guardian aka Schrodinger who seems to control access to the comfy place. I looked up at Schrodinger to see if he got the hint to go away but I need to work harder on my "I am not amused stare".  I have been told by the human female of the house that it will come naturally to me as it does all females.  Excellent!

Lazy Sunday

A lazy Sunday was the plan and I feel I did my part.  I started the day off on my bed, playing with Schrodingers favourite blue ball.

On the other paw, Pandora (who hasn't made a hissing sound at me for days) lived up to his girls name and was playing with my pink mouse.  Though when he was spotted he stopped and looked rather guilty.  Thankfully the human male was on hand to capture the moment.

After the excitement of playing with some balls I decided to take a nap on the sofa.  Every time I went to close my eyes I was woken up by the humans going "awww so cute" and "quick, take a picture".  I know I am cute already, I don't need to be told!

I then joined the human male in watching some cars go round and round whilst he mumbled something about sky?? No idea myself but I enjoyed the show.

Later on he put more cars on for me to watch which I thought was very considerate, this time he used the other screen so I moved into a better position to get closer to things.

After a day of watching cars you would think I would be well rested but no, I was very tired so I persuaded the humans that I wanted my bed.  They even did the same face back at me to show they agreed with my views which I thought was very nice of them.

Queen of the Tower

Well yesterday I did more exploring in the room the humans call "the lounge".  First of all I discovered a place where I can curl up and rest.

After a little rest I did some more exploring and found a tower to climb.  Pandora aka Hairy Snake was on the tower but after a discussion he left the tower for me.  I rock!

I had heard a rumour there was a comfy place at the very top.  I am always on the lookout for a comfy place so onwards and upwards I went.

Am I not awesome? Look at my climbing skills, and I wasn't even scared being so far off the ground.  When I got to the very top I found Nirvana.  There was a comfy place, and it was mine. I spent some time looking around from my position high up.

After all the excitement I decided I needed to rest, seeing as it was so comfy at the top of tower I decided to take a nap out of the way of the humans and the other cats, pure bliss.