#1 It's not time
#2 The meat has been out in the heat too long
#3 I'll grow fat
#4 Human male was at work till 2am so he needs his sleep
None of these are acceptable. I may accept the following:
Humans were out catching me some more raw meat
Medical emergency with one of the the other cats
(Human slave medical emergencies do not count)
Slaves were getting me more toys/blankets/drugs
Just in case all of this fails I have been getting some practice in catching my own food.
For my second case against the human slaves I present to you, Pandora. Girls name, male cat! How on earth can you get that wrong. I was so intrigued by this I made some enquiries with the male human. He told me that when they collected Pandora & Schrodinger they were told by other humans that he was a she. Well I am sorry, but I present to you the following picture. How can you miss those things at the rear of Pandora?!
I rest my case, the human slaves are blind.
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