A Secret Exposed

As you all know, us cats are way smarter than humans think.  They seem to have this idea stuck in their silly heads that our lack of opposable thumbs stop us doing certain things.  I mean how silly can you get?? Have a look at my paws below.  I can do anything with these.

Turn computers on and off, no issues at all.  Write text using a keyboard, no issues.  Therefore, if the humans thought about it they would realise I can operate their computers.  This is me in action earlier when I discovered a shocking secret.

This morning the human slaves left the house carrying my carrier, this was after they had moved my bedding into their bedroom.  Wondering what was going on I decided to snoop around this afternoon.  Whilst going through their computer files I discovered some images of .. ANOTHER CAT!!

I have heard the humans talking about someone called Eowyn, could this be Eowyn?

The next picture I have an issue with, no, make that two issues with.  Number one, that's my room and my litter tray.  Number two, when will the humans realise that when we are taking a call of nature we don't want cameras shoved in our faces.  How would you like it if we stared at you whilst you did something? And you don't even use cat litter, messy humans!

That's my toy as well! I am going to have to have words with this Eowyn.  I have heard rumours that we will be allowed to meet her later on today.  I shall keep you informed how things go.