Well it seems Pandoras excessive sniffing of Catnip has taken its toll on his body. I've heard the human slaves talking about taking him to the vet to deal with the damage caused to his body by his actions. Let the picture below be a lesson to all of you out there, excessive snorting of Catnip will do this to your nose!
In other news from this madhouse, Eowyn has been charged with three more offences:
Assault with a deadly weapon - Lacerated the human slaves feet whilst they were in bed.
Criminal damage - Biting through TWO phone charger cables (though I admit I like chewing them as well).
Incorrect disposal of waste - Tracked some of her waste onto the female slaves work trousers, and left it there for discovery in the morning.
It also seems she has come to agreement with Schrodinger over the use of the Tower of Nirvana and access to the comfy place.
What better way to end my musings today than with a picture of me resting on the human slaves comfy things.
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