Sun on Sunday

Life is good, everyone is healthy, even the slaves have stopped blowing their noses all the time.  It got even better today when the sun came out just as we were getting ready to have our mid-morning nap.

The only downside of us laying out in the sun is of course the male slave gets the damn camera out and starts poking it in our faces.

Eowyn decided to go for the evil glare to try and get the message across, alas she did not succeed. 

Schrodinger on the other paw went for the "look at me" stretch out option whilst trying to catch some sun under his chin.

In the end I decided if the slave was going to take some images of me he could get my awesome tail in the picture as well.

With Love

So cute you have to love us

Duck and Cover

Yes it's update time.  My mouth has been a bit sore so I have not been able to chew into the cable that lets me connect to the outside world and tell you all about me.

So why is my mouth sore?  Well I had to have a tooth removed.  Seems it was impacting on my gum and causing me problems.  Well I knew it was causing me problems as I found it difficult to chew on one side.  Holly and Roger had given me drugs to see if it would make a difference but you know me, of course they did not.  Holly & Roger have now told me I do not need to go back and visit them now.  This news is a relief as I was beginning to get worried about Holly, she had a real infatuation with putting the stick up my bottom!


The other day we all got a bit confused.  In the above picture you can see me hiding out in something that has recently arrived in the room.  Well when it first arrived in the room the female slave placed it on the floor.  We carried on our business as usual, you know, things like sleeping, grooming, and maybe sleeping some more when Pandora yelled out "EARTHQUAKE!! Duck and cover!"

The next thing you know Pandora is hiding and Schrodinger is close behind him.

We all felt a bit embarrassed when we found out it was not an earthquake but the female slave doing something called exercise on the green thing I now use to hide in.  It's a miracle she even fed us that night.

Hairdresser please

Does anyone know of any good hairdressers or stylists? I only ask as Pandora may be good as a bodyguard but oh my, his styling skills are rubbish.  I took a nap whilst Pandora gave me a light grooming and when I woke up this was the result.

I mean, come on, back-combing?!? When did that come back into fashion?  Pandora also tried his grooming skills on Eowyn whilst she was distracted by something outside.

Though of course, when he had finished with her I noticed he hadn't given her a back-comb!  What was I? A tester? 

When I next get the chance to write to you I will tell you of my recent trips to visit Holly & Roger.  No need to panic, all is well here.

The Bodyguard

Yes I know, I have been very bad at not updating the blog recently.  It has been an interesting few weeks and I do have lots to tell you but I shall just focus on one very important event.

We have a new bodyguard, here he is.

Yes, it's Pandora!

So you may ask what has happened.  Well the other day the two slaves were talking in the eating place (The slaves call it a kitchen) when Schrodinger got a funny look on his face then jumped onto the female slaves back, ripping his claws into her.  He jumped down, looked at her then leapt at her again, hissing hatred whilst biting and clawing her.  Again he jumped down then started howling at her.  By now I was scared.  He then attacked the female slave again, clawing all the way up her side.  By now I admit I was really scared.  At this point our new hero charged in.  Pandora ran at Schrodinger and hurled him across the room, yelling at him to stop.  He chased him under the big chair in the front room, allowing myself and Eowyn to escape.

This is our hero keeping in shape on the Tower of Nirvana.

So what happened? We don't know.  We asked Schrodinger when he had calmed down and he was clueless as to what had taken place.  He could not remember a thing.  Pandora didn't trust him for a while though so kept very close to him at all times.

After all the excitement Eowyn decided to take a rest.

We are all hoping that never happens again, including Schrodinger.

A New Year

A New Year rolled around the other day, joining in the rolling was Pandora.  Do we remember Pandora had a bit of a catnip problem? Sniff a bit of catnip then he would be away with fairies? Well it happened again.  The slaves foolishly gave him a new catnip toy.  The results were not pretty.

Eowyn and myself tried to tell him this was not the way to behave but he wouldn't listen. He did not reply, he just belted Eowyn over the head with the toy yelling "Sniff this!"

I decided to take myself and a non-addictive toy off to a small corner to play and to leave Pandora in his drug induced delirium.

I forgot to tell you all on the results of my latest visits to see Holly & Roger the vets.  It seems I have pancreatitis, don't worry slaves of the world, your Goddess is not dying.  I do keep getting dosed up on medicine which makes feeding time a rather unpleasant experience, I shall overcome though.


* The slaves would like to make it known that the litter all over the floor in the images is nothing to do with them.  They say they had cleaned up recently but personally I think they are just slacking in their duties.  They should be following us around making sure our paws have somewhere fresh and clean to walk.
 

Santa Paws has come

We went to bed last night and when we woke up Santa Paws had visited.

Eowyn got stuck in straight away this morning to discover what boxes and paper we had been given.

Santa Paws is an excellent tradition.  Santa Paws delivers fresh boxes and bright paper for us to play with every year.

After all the excitement I had to sleep, another Santa Paws Day tradition. A middle of the day snooze.