#1. We have a right to roam wherever we like in this place we call home.
#2. If we wake up when it is dark and want to play the slaves shall play.
#3. We shall play with each other, even if the slaves are sleeping on our big bed.
Therefore if the slaves are going to remove us, yes remove us, from the place of the big bed then there is going to be trouble. I mean, how dare they!
So yes, we all took turns going to the toilet whilst the slaves slept, then we kicked the tray down the stairs. Then we kicked it around at the bottom of the stairs and trampled the litter everywhere.
That will teach them. Funnily enough they have not shut us out since, lesson learnt.
They did decide to get something to plug into the walls. It emits a weird smell. I overheard the slaves say something about it calming us down.
Eowyn had a good sniff, and promptly laughed at the idea it might calm us down. So Schrodinger had a sniff as well.
Not going to work slaves, try again.
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