They have their uses

Much as I hate to admit it but the slaves do have their uses at times.  Recent events have highlighted why having them around can assist myself and the others in ruling the world.


First of all I have not been feeling very well.  So I have spent a lot of time doing the following.

Where possible I have placed myself in sleeping positions where the human slaves will notice me.  My calls to them have become rather pitiful as I have a bit of a sore throat so I figured laying in their path would work just as well.

In the end the slaves noted my plight, then again it might have been the piles of regurgitated food I have left laying around the house.  Now I love attention but I did think Roger the Vet was taking things a bit too far when he placed a stick up my bottom.  Worse was when I overheard him tell the slaves that if I did not get better he was going to put a camera up there!  This is just taking things too far, it is bad enough the male slave thrusts his camera in my face at the wrong times.  I shall try my best to get better and avoid this cruel act upon myself.


In better news the female slave went shopping for us all.  We now have our own bowls to eat out of.  Not that I pay any attention to the names, if it has food in it, I am eating it.

The slaves also made a pitiful attempt to get us to pose with our new bowls, they failed.