So there we are, chilling out this week when the landing pad next to the Tower of Nirvana was invaded by a green tree. Why the slaves have bought a tree into the house has bemused us all. Of course, we had to investigate.
The slaves then wrapped some lights around the tree and very nicely hung some sparkly things off the branches for us to play with.
Pretty lights
On top of the invasion the slaves have carted me off to see Roger & Holly the Vets. Much as I like their touch I don't like what else they do to me. I had needles stuck into me and blood taken away, and a stick stuck up my bottom. Really, this behaviour has to stop, I have rights you know.
The last indignity was the female slave chasing me around the house waiting for me to go to the toilet. When I did I learnt she is one sick slave. She picked up my waste, put it into a bag, labelled it and then put it in the cold storage place. Weird girl, what's wrong with just burying it?
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