Tuesday, 20 December 2011

I have EPIC loot

I was going to tell you what has been going on around here but I wanted to share my important news first.


I Have Purple Epic Loot!  Woot, go me!


I will come back to how I got Epic Purples in a moment.


First of all the slaves are not appreciating our efforts to make the green thing in the corner look better.  We all gathered on the Tower of Nirvana for a discussion about the green intruder the other day.



Pandora didn't seem to be taking it all too seriously and Schrodinger just sat at the top pondering life.   Eowyn complained about the lights, way too bright seeing as they were right beside one of our favorite sleeping spots.  She stated it was her intention to do something about it.  This she duly did, no more lights after she bit one off in the night and left it for the female slave to discover on the big comfy bed when she woke up.


 

Myself, I thought the bright dangly things got in the way of the greenery so I said I would remove where possible, both the dangly things and the greenery.

Alas the greenery didn't agree with me, everytime I took a couple of pieces to remove I threw them back up.  This of course on top of me throwing up anyway as I am still not well.

Today has been a total shocker though, time stopped.  I kid you not, it stopped.  This morning I was taken to see Roger the Vet again, the male slave said goodbye to me and I went upstairs where they left me alone for a bit.

Someone came along, stuck something sharp in me and the next thing I know hours and hours had passed.  When I woke up I was given a reward though, Epic Purple loot.  Roger the Vet wrapped a purple bandage around me.





As he wrapped it around I noticed it said the following:


The Epic Bandage
- 100 Agility
+ 100 Strength
+ 100 Awesomeness
Rewarded for: Surviving x-rays, Endoscopy, Anaesthetic and Blood Tests.


Yay me, I have purples.  When I told Pandora all he said was "Noob".  I don't know what he means but I am happy, I have purples.







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