Santa Paws has come

We went to bed last night and when we woke up Santa Paws had visited.

Eowyn got stuck in straight away this morning to discover what boxes and paper we had been given.

Santa Paws is an excellent tradition.  Santa Paws delivers fresh boxes and bright paper for us to play with every year.

After all the excitement I had to sleep, another Santa Paws Day tradition. A middle of the day snooze.

I have EPIC loot

I was going to tell you what has been going on around here but I wanted to share my important news first.


I Have Purple Epic Loot!  Woot, go me!


I will come back to how I got Epic Purples in a moment.


First of all the slaves are not appreciating our efforts to make the green thing in the corner look better.  We all gathered on the Tower of Nirvana for a discussion about the green intruder the other day.

Pandora didn't seem to be taking it all too seriously and Schrodinger just sat at the top pondering life.   Eowyn complained about the lights, way too bright seeing as they were right beside one of our favorite sleeping spots.  She stated it was her intention to do something about it.  This she duly did, no more lights after she bit one off in the night and left it for the female slave to discover on the big comfy bed when she woke up.

 

Myself, I thought the bright dangly things got in the way of the greenery so I said I would remove where possible, both the dangly things and the greenery.

Alas the greenery didn't agree with me, everytime I took a couple of pieces to remove I threw them back up.  This of course on top of me throwing up anyway as I am still not well.

Today has been a total shocker though, time stopped.  I kid you not, it stopped.  This morning I was taken to see Roger the Vet again, the male slave said goodbye to me and I went upstairs where they left me alone for a bit.

Someone came along, stuck something sharp in me and the next thing I know hours and hours had passed.  When I woke up I was given a reward though, Epic Purple loot.  Roger the Vet wrapped a purple bandage around me.

As he wrapped it around I noticed it said the following:


The Epic Bandage
- 100 Agility
+ 100 Strength
+ 100 Awesomeness
Rewarded for: Surviving x-rays, Endoscopy, Anaesthetic and Blood Tests.


Yay me, I have purples.  When I told Pandora all he said was "Noob".  I don't know what he means but I am happy, I have purples.

Greenery & Needles

This week we've been relaxing in the warmth of the main room.

So there we are, chilling out this week when the landing pad next to the Tower of Nirvana was invaded by a green tree.  Why the slaves have bought a tree into the house has bemused us all.  Of course, we had to investigate.

The slaves then wrapped some lights around the tree and very nicely hung some sparkly things off the branches for us to play with.

Pretty lights

On top of the invasion the slaves have carted me off to see Roger & Holly the Vets.  Much as I like their touch I don't like what else they do to me.  I had needles stuck into me and blood taken away, and a stick stuck up my bottom.  Really, this behaviour has to stop, I have rights you know.

The last indignity was the female slave chasing me around the house waiting for me to go to the toilet.  When I did I learnt she is one sick slave.  She picked up my waste, put it into a bag, labelled it and then put it in the cold storage place.  Weird girl, what's wrong with just burying it?

They have their uses

Much as I hate to admit it but the slaves do have their uses at times.  Recent events have highlighted why having them around can assist myself and the others in ruling the world.


First of all I have not been feeling very well.  So I have spent a lot of time doing the following.

Where possible I have placed myself in sleeping positions where the human slaves will notice me.  My calls to them have become rather pitiful as I have a bit of a sore throat so I figured laying in their path would work just as well.

In the end the slaves noted my plight, then again it might have been the piles of regurgitated food I have left laying around the house.  Now I love attention but I did think Roger the Vet was taking things a bit too far when he placed a stick up my bottom.  Worse was when I overheard him tell the slaves that if I did not get better he was going to put a camera up there!  This is just taking things too far, it is bad enough the male slave thrusts his camera in my face at the wrong times.  I shall try my best to get better and avoid this cruel act upon myself.


In better news the female slave went shopping for us all.  We now have our own bowls to eat out of.  Not that I pay any attention to the names, if it has food in it, I am eating it.

The slaves also made a pitiful attempt to get us to pose with our new bowls, they failed.

We have rights

We know our rights. Here are some of them:
#1. We have a right to roam wherever we like in this place we call home.
#2. If we wake up when it is dark and want to play the slaves shall play.
#3. We shall play with each other, even if the slaves are sleeping on our big bed.


Therefore if the slaves are going to remove us, yes remove us, from the place of the big bed then there is going to be trouble.  I mean, how dare they!

So yes, we all took turns going to the toilet whilst the slaves slept, then we kicked the tray down the stairs.  Then we kicked it around at the bottom of the stairs and trampled the litter everywhere.

That will teach them.  Funnily enough they have not shut us out since, lesson learnt.


They did decide to get something to plug into the walls.  It emits a weird smell.  I overheard the slaves say something about it calming us down.

Eowyn had a good sniff, and promptly laughed at the idea it might calm us down. So Schrodinger had a sniff as well.

Not going to work slaves, try again.

Lounging around

All is well here.  None of us have been sick, and Eowyn was a good girl and did not pick at her stitches.  Shame she is still bald.

So it has been a quiet few days with us just doing what we do best, lounging around, warming up the slaves with our bodies.

Of course, we like to use each other as well.  I have found that Schrodinger makes an excellent pillow.

Through it all Pandora has been looking down claiming bragging rights from the top of the Tower of Nirvana.

New places

I'll start today off with an update on Eowyn, she carried on with the Cone of Shame on her head for 24 hours.  Then the slaves were nice and removed it from her, shame really as it was funny watching her trying to go up the stairs with it on.

Anyway, enough about her, what about me.  Well I found my legs getting stronger.  I kept staring at the kitchen side, willing myself to be able to see what the others get up to.  They all prance around up there and I have never been able to join them.  The more I stared, the more I willed myself up there, next thing you know there I was.

That big bushy thing next to me, yes, that is my tail.  Awesome is it not?

When the male slave entered the kitchen I gave him my best innocent yet smug look at what I had achieved.

He was very impressed with me, I know this as he picked me up and gave me a cuddle.  Sadly the fool then placed me back on the kitchen floor.

All about her

Well today is all about her, also known as Eowyn.  

Seems she had to go to the vets today for an operation.  When the slaves got the container out I ran far away, thankfully it was not for me, phew.  Once she had left for the day the rest of us settled down for a relaxing day.

All hell broke lose this evening when she returned though.  First thing we noticed was she came back with a Cone of Shame on her head, ha ha.

Then the slaves were nice (weak and pathetic) and took the Cone of Shame off her, so she ran away and hid under the sofa.

The silly girl then started to have a go at her stitches so they placed it back on her head again, serves her right.  Right now though I am trying to sleep and I can't as Eowyn keeps banging into things, making too much noise.

Take me with you

I didn't realise it had been so long since I chewed into the cable and gave you my latest thoughts.  I'm sorry for my absence.  I can give you my usual excuses though I did enjoy winding the female slave up.  She went away for a number of days and just before she left I started to be sick.  This worried her as she seems to think the male slave can't cope on his own.  He fed me chicken everyday, so of course I was good, and was never sick once.  When she returned I greeted her arrival back in the house with some more sickness, yay me.

In other news, Eowyn, she's such a flirt.  Look at this picture, attention seeking at the extreme.

The slaves went out to get supplies the other day and I decided I wanted to go with them.  Did they take me? No, most unfair.

Schrodingers reaction to me wanting to go out the house was a bit extreme I thought.  Did he really have to show that much shock?

I can cope with the disapproving glare from Eowyn.

Bombs away

I think I will start this off with a cute picture of me, crashed out on the pink blanket.  The human slaves decided they were cold this week, next thing you know heat was coming out of the large metal things on the walls.  We've all found that it makes us all rather sleepy now with the extra warmth in the air.

Eowyn got so warm she decided to play with some water.

Schrodinger decided to have a good dig with the litter in the tray at the top of the stairs today.  He then spied Eowyn walking below with the red mouse in her mouth.  The following images show Schrodingers attempt to covers Eowyns long hair in litter....

Mornings

So once the human slaves get up and do their thing, most important of all being to feed us, all four of us sort ourselves out for the upcoming morning.


So what do we do?  Well, number one thing is sleep.  Pandora and myself snuggled up in the cable corner (so named as this is where Eowyn likes to cause maximum damage).

Eowyn likes to do one of two things, sleep on top of the Tower of Nirvana or play around in the Cube of Confusion.  Why confusing? It has so many entrances. Top entrance...

Side entrance number.. err whatever.

And of course, another thing we all do in the morning is clean up after ourselves.

Make them panic

Well recently I have been making sure the slaves have been kept busy.  Some of it has worked, and some if it has not.  First of all I managed to get the slaves in a right worry when one night whilst I was cleaning myself I managed to produce some blood from my chin, then promptly smeared it all over myself.  You should have heard them panic.  Alas it didn't pay off as planned as they produced a "collar of shame" from somewhere, and promptly put it on me!  I ran away and hid from everyone, I couldn't believe what they had done.  This is me cowering under the sofa, trying to hide myself away from the slaves and everyone else.

Well after that I had to think carefully about how to make them panic but at the same time not put me through that sort of shame, ever again.  Whilst I was thinking about this Eowyn decided to go for broke in looking cute to win the slaves affections instead of me.

How dare she.  So next up in my plan I thought I would enrol the help of Schrodinger.  I told him all he had to do was to go around with one eye closed and that would send the slaves into a panic.  It worked, rejoice.  Poor Schrodinger though had salty water poured into his eye to clean up the supposed problem, ha ha. Again, whilst this was going Eowyn carried on going for broke.

After this I decided that throwing up my food should work wonders, and it has. Okay so it's a waste of good food but it really throws the slaves into a worried state.  This morning after having a day of being good I thought I would restart again just to keep the slaves on their toes, evil, I know.  The male slave even felt sorry for me and to keep me happy filled up the water bowl so I could splash around in it.

I love water....