We have rights

We know our rights. Here are some of them:
#1. We have a right to roam wherever we like in this place we call home.
#2. If we wake up when it is dark and want to play the slaves shall play.
#3. We shall play with each other, even if the slaves are sleeping on our big bed.


Therefore if the slaves are going to remove us, yes remove us, from the place of the big bed then there is going to be trouble.  I mean, how dare they!

So yes, we all took turns going to the toilet whilst the slaves slept, then we kicked the tray down the stairs.  Then we kicked it around at the bottom of the stairs and trampled the litter everywhere.

That will teach them.  Funnily enough they have not shut us out since, lesson learnt.


They did decide to get something to plug into the walls.  It emits a weird smell.  I overheard the slaves say something about it calming us down.

Eowyn had a good sniff, and promptly laughed at the idea it might calm us down. So Schrodinger had a sniff as well.

Not going to work slaves, try again.

Lounging around

All is well here.  None of us have been sick, and Eowyn was a good girl and did not pick at her stitches.  Shame she is still bald.

So it has been a quiet few days with us just doing what we do best, lounging around, warming up the slaves with our bodies.

Of course, we like to use each other as well.  I have found that Schrodinger makes an excellent pillow.

Through it all Pandora has been looking down claiming bragging rights from the top of the Tower of Nirvana.

New places

I'll start today off with an update on Eowyn, she carried on with the Cone of Shame on her head for 24 hours.  Then the slaves were nice and removed it from her, shame really as it was funny watching her trying to go up the stairs with it on.

Anyway, enough about her, what about me.  Well I found my legs getting stronger.  I kept staring at the kitchen side, willing myself to be able to see what the others get up to.  They all prance around up there and I have never been able to join them.  The more I stared, the more I willed myself up there, next thing you know there I was.

That big bushy thing next to me, yes, that is my tail.  Awesome is it not?

When the male slave entered the kitchen I gave him my best innocent yet smug look at what I had achieved.

He was very impressed with me, I know this as he picked me up and gave me a cuddle.  Sadly the fool then placed me back on the kitchen floor.

All about her

Well today is all about her, also known as Eowyn.  

Seems she had to go to the vets today for an operation.  When the slaves got the container out I ran far away, thankfully it was not for me, phew.  Once she had left for the day the rest of us settled down for a relaxing day.

All hell broke lose this evening when she returned though.  First thing we noticed was she came back with a Cone of Shame on her head, ha ha.

Then the slaves were nice (weak and pathetic) and took the Cone of Shame off her, so she ran away and hid under the sofa.

The silly girl then started to have a go at her stitches so they placed it back on her head again, serves her right.  Right now though I am trying to sleep and I can't as Eowyn keeps banging into things, making too much noise.

Take me with you

I didn't realise it had been so long since I chewed into the cable and gave you my latest thoughts.  I'm sorry for my absence.  I can give you my usual excuses though I did enjoy winding the female slave up.  She went away for a number of days and just before she left I started to be sick.  This worried her as she seems to think the male slave can't cope on his own.  He fed me chicken everyday, so of course I was good, and was never sick once.  When she returned I greeted her arrival back in the house with some more sickness, yay me.

In other news, Eowyn, she's such a flirt.  Look at this picture, attention seeking at the extreme.

The slaves went out to get supplies the other day and I decided I wanted to go with them.  Did they take me? No, most unfair.

Schrodingers reaction to me wanting to go out the house was a bit extreme I thought.  Did he really have to show that much shock?

I can cope with the disapproving glare from Eowyn.