I think I will start this off with a cute picture of me, crashed out on the pink blanket. The human slaves decided they were cold this week, next thing you know heat was coming out of the large metal things on the walls. We've all found that it makes us all rather sleepy now with the extra warmth in the air.
Eowyn got so warm she decided to play with some water.
Schrodinger decided to have a good dig with the litter in the tray at the top of the stairs today. He then spied Eowyn walking below with the red mouse in her mouth. The following images show Schrodingers attempt to covers Eowyns long hair in litter....
So once the human slaves get up and do their thing, most important of all being to feed us, all four of us sort ourselves out for the upcoming morning.
So what do we do? Well, number one thing is sleep. Pandora and myself snuggled up in the cable corner (so named as this is where Eowyn likes to cause maximum damage).
Eowyn likes to do one of two things, sleep on top of the Tower of Nirvana or play around in the Cube of Confusion. Why confusing? It has so many entrances. Top entrance...
Side entrance number.. err whatever.
And of course, another thing we all do in the morning is clean up after ourselves.
Well recently I have been making sure the slaves have been kept busy. Some of it has worked, and some if it has not. First of all I managed to get the slaves in a right worry when one night whilst I was cleaning myself I managed to produce some blood from my chin, then promptly smeared it all over myself. You should have heard them panic. Alas it didn't pay off as planned as they produced a "collar of shame" from somewhere, and promptly put it on me! I ran away and hid from everyone, I couldn't believe what they had done. This is me cowering under the sofa, trying to hide myself away from the slaves and everyone else.
Well after that I had to think carefully about how to make them panic but at the same time not put me through that sort of shame, ever again. Whilst I was thinking about this Eowyn decided to go for broke in looking cute to win the slaves affections instead of me.
How dare she. So next up in my plan I thought I would enrol the help of Schrodinger. I told him all he had to do was to go around with one eye closed and that would send the slaves into a panic. It worked, rejoice. Poor Schrodinger though had salty water poured into his eye to clean up the supposed problem, ha ha. Again, whilst this was going Eowyn carried on going for broke.
After this I decided that throwing up my food should work wonders, and it has. Okay so it's a waste of good food but it really throws the slaves into a worried state. This morning after having a day of being good I thought I would restart again just to keep the slaves on their toes, evil, I know. The male slave even felt sorry for me and to keep me happy filled up the water bowl so I could splash around in it.
I love water....
Apologies to all for the lack of posts, Eowyn and myself have been celebrating our 21st birthday party. Yes that's correct, 21 weeks old already. Eowyn went a little overboard with the celebrating.
Schrodinger found a quiet place to hide and contemplated the meaning of life whilst telling everyone things could go faster than the speed of light. He also mumbled something about pink spiders.
I was too busy playing twister to listen, I had a tricky rear left paw placement to deal with.
The next morning we were suffering a bit, so we all curled up together for some mutual comfort.
