Tower of Nirvana

Well it had to happen at some point, Schrodinger has given in and allowed me to share the comfy place with him on top of the Tower of Nirvana.  I am just too damn cute for him to resist, he even wrapped his paw and tail around me to keep me warm.

Schrodinger then proceeded to give me a bit of a clean on the head which was rather pleasant, so good in fact I fell back asleep.

When I woke up I found that Schrodinger had gone, to be replaced by Eowyn, which was a bit of a surprise.

The eyes have it

Bingo, Full house, Yahtzee, and a Royal Flush.  It's official, we are all ill with something at the same time.  It has taken a lot of effort on our parts to infect each other with something.  Sharing is such a good thing to do don't you think?


This is Eowyn after our return from the evil vets.  Not impressed and rather sleepy would be a good description.

This is me, can you see what my issue is?

We all teamed up to gather the following information, Schrodinger offered to keep a look out as his eyes are working as planned.

So what did we discover?  A full list of our ailments and the drugs the human slaves are using to treat us.  It does seem rather long and I have noticed the slaves are dragging out meal times, putting us into separate rooms which is most unfair as we all like to share our food.


Monday 29th August:
AM:
Pandora - 1 x Cephacare tablet - 1 x Clavaseptin tablet
Schrodinger - 1 x Cephacare tablet - 1 x Clavaseptin tablet
Pyrrha - 1 x drop Fucithalmic eye drops
Eowyn - 1 x drop Fucithalmic eye drops


PM:
Pandora - 1 x Cephacare tablet - 1 x Clavaseptin tablet - 1 x 5kg dose Metacam - 1 x 2/3 cm dose Katalax
Schrodinger - 1 x Cephacare tablet - 1 x Clavaseptin tablet - 1 x 2/3 cm dose Katalax
Pyrrha - 1 x drop Fucithalmic eye drops - 1 x Clavaseptin tablet
Eowyn - 1 x drop Fucithalmic eye drops - 1 x Clavaseptin tablet


Tuesday 30th August:
AM:
Pandora - 1 x Cephacare tablet - 1 x Clavaseptin tablet
Schrodinger - 1 x Cephacare tablet - 1 x Clavaseptin tablet
Pyrrha - 1 x drop Fucithalmic eye drops - 1 x Clavaseptin tablet
Eowyn - 1 x drop Fucithalmic eye drops - 1 x Clavaseptin tablet


PM:
Pandora - 1 x Cephacare tablet - 1 x 5kg dose Metacam - 1 x 2/3 cm dose Katalax
Schrodinger - 1 x Cephacare tablet - 1 x 2/3 cm dose Katalax
Pyrrha - 1 x drop Fucithalmic eye drops - 1 x Clavaseptin tablet
Eowyn - 1 x drop Fucithalmic eye drops - 1 x Clavaseptin tablet


Wednesday 31st Aug: (until Monday 5th Sept, PM)
AM:
Pyrrha - 1 x Clavaseptin tablet
Eowyn - 1 x Clavaseptin tablet


PM:
Pyrrha - 1 x Clavaseptin tablet
Eowyn - 1 x Clavaseptin tablet
PLUS EYE DROPS FOR BOTH (AM AND PM) 'TIL FRIDAY 2ND SEPT AT LATEST.
KATALAX FOR PANDORA AND SCHRODINGER IN PM.


I think the four of us have done an excellent job of getting the slaves to run around after us.

Drugs, more drugs

The human slaves boxed up Pandora and Schrodinger today and took them off to the evil vets.  Seems the boys haven't been eating much, I did think Schrodinger was looking a bit thin but no one listened to me. Schrodinger was not amused by his travel arrangements in the small transportation device.

Pandora seemed resigned to his fate, plus I imagine he was looking forward to another treatment of drugs (and the cold stick up his bottom).

Last night Eowyn and myself curled up together on top of the Tower of Nirvana though I think Eowyn was trying to copy me on trying different positions but, failing miserably. 

Later on I found a good use for Schrodinger, as a pillow.

A complaint

The nerve of some human slaves.  I was informed yesterday I have not been posting enough images of Eowyn, well hello, this is my blog, who cares about her?!  I am the most beautiful cat in this house, therefore you should be treated to daily images of me.
I have decided though to allow Eowyn more presence here today as I want some extra grooming time later by the human slaves.

The thing is, Eowyn spends most of her day sleeping with not much action taking place.  She also sleeps in the same position, boring if you ask me, but there you go.  Last night I decided to join her on top of the Tower of Nirvana, in the comfy zone. (yes, I'm in the picture, go me).

Oh, and here is one of us both in the feeding room.  I am still amazed she stayed awake long enough for this picture.

And if I must, here is another picture of Eowyn, without me in it. I know, it's a shame but sometimes I have to give in for the greater good.

Flexible sleeping

I like to sleep, actually I like to sleep most of the day and night.  To break up any claims of being boring on my part I try and mix up my sleeping arrangements.  I find it gives the human slaves something to look at when I am not interacting with them.

This is "The Belly"

 "The Face Mash"

"The Stretch"

"The Snuggle"

"The Twisty Stretch"

Good Hygiene

Today I have been trying to tell Pandora that good hygiene is very important.  I admit I was trying to tell him this as he was attempting to barf up a hairball all over the female slaves handbag.  The male slave thought this was rather amusing, and I have to say it was funny watching Pandora pull some very odd faces.  Anyway, regarding hygiene, I can be a bit of messy eater.

With this is mind I like to keep myself clean.  I find the water bowl very useful for this sort of thing.

Pandora told me later the reason he has been having a hairball issue was due to the water he drinks seeming to have a lot of hair in it.  I told him it was nothing to do with me of course but his look back gave me the impression he did not believe me.

Reach out

I know, I have been slack doing my updates again.  Two reasons, first of all I got a bit excited trying to connect to the internet and chewed through the cable, oops. Second, I have been getting over my random illness.  All seems to be better now though.  Though I thought it was nice of Schrodinger to join in and be ill all over the lounge floor.  The slaves really appreciated that touch,  just as they were sitting down to their noms.  This is me cleaning Schrodinger to show my appreciation for his efforts.

The other weird affliction this week has been concerning Pandora.  I've noticed he keeps going around with this front paw stuck out, reaching for something that is not there, very odd.


This is Pandora in a cube, which he plainly doesn't fit in, so he looks even more stupid than usual.

He was then observed doing it again, he's weird. 

When I get out of here...

Got taken to evil vets again.  I mean, come on, I am young.  Not everything I eat is going to agree with me but really is there any need for all this cruelty?  Have you ever had something placed up your backside to see how you are? No? Well let me tell you it is not nice!


When I realised I was off to the vets again I informed the male slave that if he did not put that camera down and stop taking pictures of my confinement I would let him know what it felt like to have something shoved where it is dark and private.

Claws out ready to rip his silly little slave head off!

Whilst all this was going on Schrodinger and Eowyn had a very cosy time up on the bed together.  Life is so not fair!

A Heinous Crime

It seems Schrodinger was in mourning last night.  He lost a close friend who he had known since he was six weeks old.

Punchbag the Mouse, of The Scratching Post, was 18 months old when he was cruelly ripped from this world.  He was found drowned in the water bowl.

I had nothing to do with this crime, so I went in search of the prime suspect and found her hiding away in a box.

After my investigations I was very tired so I took a rest on top of the sofa.

Bright light, head hurts

Apologies for another day without a word from me. I thought I would ignore the human slaves, I mean, how can they know what is best for me?  When the human female wasn't looking I grabbed some of Schrodingers food.  I was not expecting it to revisit so soon!  So maybe these humans do know something.  They are still pumping that horrible liquid down my throat.  I might just let them from now on.  This is me not feeling very well.  Bright lights, loud noise, bleurgh.

In other news from this medical drama series, Pandora is feeling a bit better.  The silly idiot decided to rip his scab off the other day and then rolled around on the floor yelling "My dose, my dose", I presume he meant nose but all the same it was rather pathetic.

I hate them

Right now I hate the human slaves, with a passion.  So last night I was not feeling too well, truth be told I felt really rough. I had my dinner and a couple of hours later I deposited it back on the kitchen floor.  This morning I had breakfast and that revisited almost straight away.  The female human came home from work and placed me in one of the carriers.  Next thing you know some evil person is sticking me with needles.  Well Pandora might like it but I do not, heck no!  This is me at home after having some liquid forced down my throat by the slaves.

I am not impressed as you can see.  Of course the two cats that are well in this house were laughing at my misfortune.

Rest assured though I am getting better, I have lost some weight but I plan on putting it back on as soon as possible.  This evening the human slaves have been feeding me fresh cooked chicken, yummy.

Cuckoo Land

Well it seems by taking drugs you can get rewarded with even more drugs.  Pandora has spent the day going on about seeing pink mice flying through the air.  I can only presume this has occurred after he was placed in one of the carriers this morning and carted out of the house.  He came back going on about being stuck with a needle twice and then feeling rather relaxed.  This is Pandora in one of those "I can see pink flying mice" moments.

This isn't the first time he has gone for an attention seeking trip out of the house.  Last time though he was made to wear a cone of shame, ha ha.

Seriously, he'll do anything to get a drug fix.  A sad state of affairs.  I on the other hand decided to take advantage of his weakened state and had some fun. 

Damage

Well it seems Pandoras excessive sniffing of Catnip has taken its toll on his body.  I've heard the human slaves talking about taking him to the vet to deal with the damage caused to his body by his actions.  Let the picture below be a lesson to all of you out there, excessive snorting of Catnip will do this to your nose!

In other news from this madhouse, Eowyn has been charged with three more offences:
Assault with a deadly weapon - Lacerated the human slaves feet whilst they were in bed.
Criminal damage - Biting through TWO phone charger cables (though I admit I like chewing them as well).
Incorrect disposal of waste - Tracked some of her waste onto the female slaves work trousers, and left it there for discovery in the morning.


It also seems she has come to agreement with Schrodinger over the use of the Tower of Nirvana and access to the comfy place.

What better way to end my musings today than with a picture of me resting on the human slaves comfy things.

Leave the drugs alone

A shameful evening in the house.  I fear Pandora and Schrodinger have found the secret stash of Valerian, and possibly the Catnip, at the same time.  It's the only reason I can offer for the following images.

It started off with me looking up to the top of the Tower of Nirvana to be met with this image.  What did I do to deserve such abuse?

They then chilled out for a bit, except for the sniggering that I could hear from the top.  Pandora did like sticking his tongue out at me though.

It all went a bit wrong a bit later for Schrodinger, I fear he may have overdosed.

This house has some serious issues it needs to address.  First, the drug taking, second, the bad behaviour by Eowyn.  More news on her recent criminal spree tomorrow.

Talks Under-Way, Rioting Feared

My apologies for the delay in getting this blog to you.  The local community is in uproar.  I write this in a quiet moment whilst I hide upstairs from the noise of disorder taking place downstairs.

It seems this Eowyn has caused uproar, and that includes noise.  That girl has a set of lungs on her.  Want this, want that, get out of my territory.  Does she realise there are rules? Crimes so far committed have included:
Taking control of the Tower of Nirvana (see image below)
Wailing all night long so no one could sleep (us or the slaves)
Not eating at the allotted times
Excessive hogging of the slaves affection

Talks are under way to calm the situation down.  When asked about the accusations Eowyn purred sweetly, took the warmest spot on the bed (between the two human slaves), and slept the night away.  This is Eowyn looking innocent when first questioned about the excessive noise and disorder.

Things could come to a head soon, I'm sure the boys are just itching to put her in her place.  Calm so far, but for how long?

A Secret Exposed

As you all know, us cats are way smarter than humans think.  They seem to have this idea stuck in their silly heads that our lack of opposable thumbs stop us doing certain things.  I mean how silly can you get?? Have a look at my paws below.  I can do anything with these.

Turn computers on and off, no issues at all.  Write text using a keyboard, no issues.  Therefore, if the humans thought about it they would realise I can operate their computers.  This is me in action earlier when I discovered a shocking secret.

This morning the human slaves left the house carrying my carrier, this was after they had moved my bedding into their bedroom.  Wondering what was going on I decided to snoop around this afternoon.  Whilst going through their computer files I discovered some images of .. ANOTHER CAT!!

I have heard the humans talking about someone called Eowyn, could this be Eowyn?

The next picture I have an issue with, no, make that two issues with.  Number one, that's my room and my litter tray.  Number two, when will the humans realise that when we are taking a call of nature we don't want cameras shoved in our faces.  How would you like it if we stared at you whilst you did something? And you don't even use cat litter, messy humans!

That's my toy as well! I am going to have to have words with this Eowyn.  I have heard rumours that we will be allowed to meet her later on today.  I shall keep you informed how things go.