Currently I hear the human slaves complain about the amount of water falling from the skies. How dare they complain about falling water, don't they realise how awesome it is?
Schrodinger and myself spent a happy time at the water device. Do the slaves realise how much fun can be had flinging water around a room?
It also tastes lovely as well, so fresh.
Pandora also joined in at the water device.
Slaves of the world please remember, water is your friend, love it, embrace it, throw it around the room.
The other night the slaves decided to help us do a work out to keep fit and keep our weight down, or so they said. Personally I am insulted, one moment they think I am under weight, next thing they are claiming I am a bit 'chubby'. Talk to Eowyn I say, not me. She is always using the excuse 'It's my fur you can see'.
Here we have Eowyn reaching for the magic feathers, just remember readers, it's the fur.
After Eowyn had taken a rest and the after shocks had ceased I got up and showed everyone how to I like to shake it. First, a twist to the left.
Then reach for the sky
Unfortunately the reaction of Eowyn was not very ladylike, in actual fact it was downright rude. So rude the female slave had to tell her off for laughing so much at my moves.
This of course gave me much joy to see her being told off
I will happily sleep anywhere given the chance. Okay, so I prefer it if I am provided a proper bed to sleep on/in/under but if you silly slaves can not provide me with one then I shall happily improvise.
Your clean washing is very comfy and always smells lovely, so thank you for providing such excellent spare bedding.
I even helped the female slave choose a new bed the other day, obviously I went for the one that looked the most comfortable, and of course big enough for me to stretch out on.
Eowyn is still a fan of the epic purple blanket for chilling out on, she is not very adventurous in her sleeping zones.
