Tuesday 25 December 2012

Spoilt

Well here we are, today it seems is some festival the slaves celebrate.  I think it's a celebration of consumerism but hey, what do I know.  All I know is today myself and the other cats living here got seriously overloaded on catnip and valerian.  It seems the female slave is a member of a cult worshipping us cats and some of the members sent us what we thought were presents.  What they actually sent us through the post were drugs, lots of lovely drugs.  I know, I know, I sound like Pandora at the moment but seriously, this was the good stuff.


We received loads of kickers filled with sweet smelling fun.  I have to admit all of us got stuck in to some serious excess.


It goes without saying that Pandora relapsed and carried on his habit.


Even Princess Eowyn let down her hair and enjoyed some new toys.


What can we all say but thank you to the members of the 'cult', long may you carry on worshipping us.