We went to bed last night and when we woke up Santa Paws had visited.
Eowyn got stuck in straight away this morning to discover what boxes and paper we had been given.
Santa Paws is an excellent tradition. Santa Paws delivers fresh boxes and bright paper for us to play with every year.
After all the excitement I had to sleep, another Santa Paws Day tradition. A middle of the day snooze.
I was going to tell you what has been going on around here but I wanted to share my important news first.
I Have Purple Epic Loot! Woot, go me!
I will come back to how I got Epic Purples in a moment.
First of all the slaves are not appreciating our efforts to make the green thing in the corner look better. We all gathered on the Tower of Nirvana for a discussion about the green intruder the other day.
Pandora didn't seem to be taking it all too seriously and Schrodinger just sat at the top pondering life. Eowyn complained about the lights, way too bright seeing as they were right beside one of our favorite sleeping spots. She stated it was her intention to do something about it. This she duly did, no more lights after she bit one off in the night and left it for the female slave to discover on the big comfy bed when she woke up.
Myself, I thought the bright dangly things got in the way of the greenery so I said I would remove where possible, both the dangly things and the greenery.
Alas the greenery didn't agree with me, everytime I took a couple of pieces to remove I threw them back up. This of course on top of me throwing up anyway as I am still not well.
Today has been a total shocker though, time stopped. I kid you not, it stopped. This morning I was taken to see Roger the Vet again, the male slave said goodbye to me and I went upstairs where they left me alone for a bit.
Someone came along, stuck something sharp in me and the next thing I know hours and hours had passed. When I woke up I was given a reward though, Epic Purple loot. Roger the Vet wrapped a purple bandage around me.
As he wrapped it around I noticed it said the following:
The Epic Bandage
- 100 Agility
+ 100 Strength
+ 100 Awesomeness
Rewarded for: Surviving x-rays, Endoscopy, Anaesthetic and Blood Tests.
Yay me, I have purples. When I told Pandora all he said was "Noob". I don't know what he means but I am happy, I have purples.
This week we've been relaxing in the warmth of the main room.
So there we are, chilling out this week when the landing pad next to the Tower of Nirvana was invaded by a green tree. Why the slaves have bought a tree into the house has bemused us all. Of course, we had to investigate.
The slaves then wrapped some lights around the tree and very nicely hung some sparkly things off the branches for us to play with.
Pretty lights
On top of the invasion the slaves have carted me off to see Roger & Holly the Vets. Much as I like their touch I don't like what else they do to me. I had needles stuck into me and blood taken away, and a stick stuck up my bottom. Really, this behaviour has to stop, I have rights you know.
The last indignity was the female slave chasing me around the house waiting for me to go to the toilet. When I did I learnt she is one sick slave. She picked up my waste, put it into a bag, labelled it and then put it in the cold storage place. Weird girl, what's wrong with just burying it?
Much as I hate to admit it but the slaves do have their uses at times. Recent events have highlighted why having them around can assist myself and the others in ruling the world.
First of all I have not been feeling very well. So I have spent a lot of time doing the following.
Where possible I have placed myself in sleeping positions where the human slaves will notice me. My calls to them have become rather pitiful as I have a bit of a sore throat so I figured laying in their path would work just as well.
In the end the slaves noted my plight, then again it might have been the piles of regurgitated food I have left laying around the house. Now I love attention but I did think Roger the Vet was taking things a bit too far when he placed a stick up my bottom. Worse was when I overheard him tell the slaves that if I did not get better he was going to put a camera up there! This is just taking things too far, it is bad enough the male slave thrusts his camera in my face at the wrong times. I shall try my best to get better and avoid this cruel act upon myself.
In better news the female slave went shopping for us all. We now have our own bowls to eat out of. Not that I pay any attention to the names, if it has food in it, I am eating it.
The slaves also made a pitiful attempt to get us to pose with our new bowls, they failed.
