Who can say no to me?

Well the title says it all, who can say no to me when I look this darn cute.

I shall be auditioning for the part of Puss-in-Boots if they ever make another Shrek film.  I can do the big brown eyes look better than anyone else.


Schrodinger can't say no to me.

Eowyn can not say no either, we were were happily asleep when the human slave wanted some pictures, as you can see from our faces we were not impressed by his actions.

Even Schrodinger and Pandora got into the swing of things by snuggling up together, though how they got their bodies into the box I have no idea.

Who sat in the grass?

Someone around here has crushed the catgrass, turning it into a woven green mat.   The human slave was seen teasing it back into an upright position but I fear to no avail.  Whilst it was briefly upright Eowyn has the silliest grin on her face as she chewed her way through the grass.

Look at that grin, you would think she had found catnip or something.

Whilst Eowyn was going loopy over the catgrass I went for a good grooming session.

Yes I know I have been rather useless updating this week but sleeping/grooming/eating is very important, as you can see above.

Is she a Gecko?

After some research I think Eowyn might well be a Gecko!
"Geckos are unique among lizards in their vocalizations, making chirping sounds".  That's Eowyn, she doesn't meow, she chirps!


"In defence, expel a foul-smelling material and faeces on their aggressors"
She flings it around, at me, the boys and the human slaves!


"Well known for their specialized toe pads that enable them to climb smooth and vertical surfaces"
Take a look at this evidence!

She can even climb in streamlined mode.

When I presented my evidence to Pandora he just looked at me and mumbled something about silly girl and promptly face-pawed himself!

Boxed Food

Well I hate to admit it but the female human slave seems to have the knack for hunting food.  Where she gets it from I have no idea but wherever it is I love the place.  The food arrives in boxes, and as you should know all cats love boxes, we don't care about the contents, just give us the box.


This is me examining the box upon arrival.

The female slave then unloaded all the food, at this point Pandora took an interest in the collection.

This left the box empty for myself and Eowyn to explore, go us.

The slaves left the store open, oh my, look at all that food.

And even more...

Opposable thumbs next

Well I have mastered one of the things that make the human slaves different to me, I can stand on my two hind paws.  When I did this I was expecting much joy from the slaves but no, all I heard was "meerkat".  Who is this meerkat? 

Eowyn has been making herself known around the house, craving attention.  So far she has chewed through power cables, speaker cables, network cables and phone lines.  I only know this as the male slave reeled off a list of her crimes when I was nearby.  I've noticed one crime they haven't noticed.  She likes to wipe her loose fur against the upstairs window.

Not surprised with that much ear hair, she has more than the male slave!

Wires, what wires?

We discovered today the human male slave can shout, very loudly, and in a very angry tone.  We discussed the matter over some cat grass later.

It seems one of us might have got a bit carried away with chewing on some wire next to the Tower of Nirvana.  We did not think it was important, and to be honest, to us, it isn't.  To them though you would have thought it was the end of the world.  We all got accused of the crime, and I admit we were all running past the male slave with some of the tasty wire in our mouths.

We decided to ignore the yelling and got down to some serious eating of biscuits.  Pandora looked a bit guilty as he has been on a diet of late, worrying the humans by not eating but he couldn't ignore the biscuits.