Bribery works

Recently the slaves have been overheard talking about something called a "holiday" and "Switzerland" and "OTHER cats".  After much discussion amongst ourselves regarding this issue we began to get worried.  How could they even consider leaving us?  Come to think of it, how could they consider leaving ME?

It seems they have resorted to bribery to persuade us things will be okay.  Schrodinger and Eowyn have stated they refuse to take part in such nefarious activities, and as such have stayed away from the outside play area.

 On reflection I have decided bribery is perfectly fine.  First of all I happily accepted some green covering on the floor of the play area, then to seal the deal the slaves provided us with a new tree to play with outside.

Pandora has taken an immediate liking to this tree and agreed bribery is an acceptable thing.

So my message to the slaves is this, bribery works.  Go to this Switzerland place, enjoy the company of "other" cats whilst you are there, leave us alone.  Just remember you have set the standard very high now, our fees for accepting your absence have now gone up.